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Too Funny: Epic T-shirt of Ganking

clipped from www.splitreason.com

Now you can finally own a piece of epic gear without running a 5 hour raid, farming for weeks at a time, or paying a monthly subscription fee. Inspired by World Of Warcraft, the Epic T-Shirt of Ganking is available to all classes and races, except gnomes. (Just because they suck.) Get yours [...]

Don’t Forget your Towel!

To quote from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical
value - you can wrap it around you [...]

I, like 85% of god-fearing Americans, suffer from a previously unknown and untreatable mental disease; Cynical-schizophrenia . Though it is something the majority of the population doesn’t even know exists. I have been in on-going therapy for about 9 years. Up to this point my therapist has been forcing various mind numbing, hair pulling, blood [...]

dihydrogen monoxide

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total [...]